It’s been such a looooonnnng drought. Some of us even tried to stay out of twitter so it would hurt less…
yeah, it didn’t work. And you know what adds to the PAIN? All these sightings, with zero pictures to prove it.
But not us, nope. We have sightings with plenty of proofs.
Embark the (tw)insane train and dream along… with the holy sightings! . ..
French Twin: Well, there was a sighting in my pants… but I don’t want to prove it though.
BraGirl2: Damn. So selfish of you… I wanna see R&K. And I wanna see inside your pants.
French Twin: Yeah, I’m selfish, I told you. Jk. There’s one…
1) R&K are caught kissing in a back alley!
French Twin: He has his hands on her face and they’re just going out from a Taco Bell in London, wearing hoodies and sunglasses.
BraGirl2: Ung. And he’s cleaning the corner of her mouth? Before kissing her lips?
French Twin: Yes. And they’re feeling touchy feely but they’re discreet, so he pulls her to a back alley beside the restaurant and kisses her quickly but long enough, you know?
BraGirl2: And press her to the wall. Not because he’s horny (he is). But in case someone passes by, he’s so big, he’d protect her from any stalker sight.
French Twin: Yesss.
BraGirl2: Niiiice sighting, btw. Ok, I have one. French Twin: Tell me!
2) The mile high sighting
BraGirl2: I always like sightings from inside commercial flights. So my dream sighting is from inside a plane.
They’re sitting side by side and the stalker (me, please?) is keeping track of how they move and how their hands simply disappear from sight from time to time.
And the stalker naps (I’m a napper) and when I wake up, they’re not on their sits. And I go to the bathroom, and… omg, really? Would they do that? When I approach the door, yes, Kristen is leaving the bathroom and…. oh. The door closes? Was she alone? Damn it. But no, a second later the door opens again and a very blushed Rob, still fixing his clothes, walks out. Tadaaa. I just stand there and pretend I’m a ghost (me ghosta) because I’m nearly dead.
French Twin: A mile high sighting, that’s hot.
BraGirl2: ikr? Ok, your other one now, please. With Bear.
French Twin: Oh, yeah.
3) R&K caught doing jogging with Bear!
French Twin: Well, they’re running in residential parts of LA. They brought Bear along who’s still acting a little crazy like a puppy. And he runs before Kristen. Kristen is looking fit and pretty, as usual. And behind there’s Rob, with sweat pants falling off his ass.
French Twin: Red cheeks and breathing hard, kind of telling Kristen to wait for him.
BraGirl2: That’s a funny sighting!
French Twin: And grumbling about how she shouldn’t be so fast.
BraGirl2: I can see her, defending herself. “You have huge long legs, USE THEM”. “Your legs are just as long… Almost. And faster and thin and perfect and… Let’s go home now, baby, c’mon”.
French Twin: Yeah and she’s kind of running faster just to piss him off.
BraGirl2: Well, that way she’ll reach the shower first, when they get home.
French Twin: Yep.
BraGirl2: Um, never mind… That’s a whole other kind of sighting… . . .
Now it’s your turn! Share your dream sighting with us, pretty please? *bats eyelashes*
And, together, let’s all hope this withdrawal doesn’t last much longer, because we’re going insane here, sharing sightings created in our minds and all… ;)