aww, he misses her you guise…
It’s been such a looooonnnng drought. Some of us even tried to stay out of twitter so it would hurt less…
yeah, it didn’t work. And you know what adds to the PAIN? All these sightings, with zero pictures to prove it.
But not us, nope. We have sightings with plenty of proofs.
Embark the (tw)insane train and dream along… with the holy sightings! . ..
French Twin: Well, there was a sighting in my pants… but I don’t want to prove it though.
BraGirl2: Damn. So selfish of you… I wanna see R&K. And I wanna see inside your pants.
French Twin: Yeah, I’m selfish, I told you. Jk. There’s one…
French Twin: He has his hands on her face and they’re just going out from a Taco Bell in London, wearing hoodies and sunglasses.
BraGirl2: Ung. And he’s cleaning the corner of her mouth? Before kissing her lips?
French Twin: Yes. And they’re feeling touchy feely but they’re discreet, so he pulls her to a back alley beside the restaurant and kisses her quickly but long enough, you know?
BraGirl2: And press her to the wall. Not because he’s horny (he is). But in case someone passes by, he’s so big, he’d protect her from any stalker sight.
French Twin: Yesss.
BraGirl2: Niiiice sighting, btw. Ok, I have one. French Twin: Tell me!
BraGirl2: I always like sightings from inside commercial flights. So my dream sighting is from inside a plane.
They’re sitting side by side and the stalker (me, please?) is keeping track of how they move and how their hands simply disappear from sight from time to time.
And the stalker naps (I’m a napper) and when I wake up, they’re not on their sits. And I go to the bathroom, and… omg, really? Would they do that? When I approach the door, yes, Kristen is leaving the bathroom and…. oh. The door closes? Was she alone? Damn it. But no, a second later the door opens again and a very blushed Rob, still fixing his clothes, walks out. Tadaaa. I just stand there and pretend I’m a ghost (me ghosta) because I’m nearly dead.
French Twin: A mile high sighting, that’s hot.
BraGirl2: ikr? Ok, your other one now, please. With Bear.
French Twin: Oh, yeah.
French Twin: Well, they’re running in residential parts of LA. They brought Bear along who’s still acting a little crazy like a puppy. And he runs before Kristen. Kristen is looking fit and pretty, as usual. And behind there’s Rob, with sweat pants falling off his ass.
French Twin: Red cheeks and breathing hard, kind of telling Kristen to wait for him.
BraGirl2: That’s a funny sighting!
French Twin: And grumbling about how she shouldn’t be so fast.
BraGirl2: I can see her, defending herself. “You have huge long legs, USE THEM”. “Your legs are just as long… Almost. And faster and thin and perfect and… Let’s go home now, baby, c’mon”.
French Twin: Yeah and she’s kind of running faster just to piss him off.
BraGirl2: Well, that way she’ll reach the shower first, when they get home.
French Twin: Yep.
BraGirl2: Um, never mind… That’s a whole other kind of sighting… . . .
Now it’s your turn! Share your dream sighting with us, pretty please? *bats eyelashes*
And, together, let’s all hope this withdrawal doesn’t last much longer, because we’re going insane here, sharing sightings created in our minds and all… ;)
Oh, we have missed him, haven’t we? But finally today Rob decided to show his face again! Well, not really if we consider the controversial beard… Well, the fact is he was there in all his holy (and grizzly) hotness. And every time we have new pics, G&I chat about them. Sometimes, when we’re feeling specially self-absorbed, we share these chats…
Tonight is one of these nights. ;)
French Twin: New pics!
BraGirl2: God, he’s hot. He kept the hair like that and ze beaaaarrrrd. Le unf.
French Twin: Didn’t he change his hair a little? Seemed like he cut it a little to me but I would need to zoom… for scientific research.
BraGirl2: I think Rob cut his hair a little, yeah. And WHY IS HE SO HOT, OMG
French Twin: I don’t know, twin. He looks older and even fatty because of the beard and I think I like it. I know I like it. D:
BraGirl2: Dude, idk. Could he appear with… idk, a watermelon hanging from his neck? Something to subside this lust a little.
French Twin: Very creative! I’m really intrigued as to how oral sex works with a beard. It must feel very, very different…
BraGirl2: Specially if she’s… bare. :3 (I say let’s ask Kristen)
French Twin: Yes, and idk it looks soft but maybe it’s scratchy? (I wanted to end my dm with let’s ask Kristen but it was too long)
BraGirl2: Unf, I want that skin right there. Between the beard and his hair.
French Twin: I have a negative thought. I think Rob will age well until 50yo (like Clooney) but then he will look more & more like his dad :(
BraGirl2: Yeah but, um… his dad is not exactly bad looking. :-X
French Twin: EWEWEWEWEWWWWWW
French Twin: Other random thought, I miss Tom & Rob hanging together like those old pics from NY. I don’t know why.
BraGirl2: Those pics from Vancouver (LA?) with them walking Bear were damn cute too. :)
French Twin: Yeah, they were, I’d happily see more of that, I still don’t know why.
French Twin: I like his wrist.
BraGirl2: You said wrist :3
French Twin: I also like his elbow.
BraGirl2: His elbow is so… pointy. #megusta
French Twin: You say pointy and I’m thinking “pointy armpit hair” again… *sigh* Memories!
BraGirl2: Hahahah *sigh* sweet memories.
French Twin: I know it’s only the beard that makes him look fatty but I really like him like that. So… can I get to sleep on his beer belly?
BraGirl2: lolll let’s and I’ll dream about never-ending legs.
French Twin: His or hers? hehe
BraGirl2: Both. His between hers.
French Twin: Wait, what if he has his head there already…
BraGirl2: Then we’d finally kill that curiosity of yours…
French Twin: Who is Curiosity? I don’t want anyone to be killed for lustful thoughts :( (lamest joke ever) . .
Nothing new here, but G&I mostly talk nonsense.
Sometimes all it takes are a couple new images to start a (horny)exchange - with many typos included.
This one here occurred today and we thought… Let’s embarrass ourselves in front of our friends too, why not? One can never be creepy enough, right?
It all started with this gif(grope):
French Twin: unfffff. His hand hfdkhdejhrubgd
BraGirl2: I KNOWWW.
French Twin: instant boner.
French Twin: In my head she doesn’t stand up but he pulls to bring her closer on his lap.
BraGirl2: and they do this.
French Twin: OH FUCK THE THINGS WE DONT SEE ON CAMERA. They should be filmed 360° all the time.
BraGirl2: IT’S SEVEN O’CLOCK.
BraGirl2: MAYBE EIGHT. 8-ish?
French Twin: 8-ish then.
BraGirl2: I’ve finished work between our unf’s. o_O Should I write French dumbnesses or lick those gifs?
French Twin: Write french! While licking.
BraGirl2: TWIN WHERE IS THIS FROMMMM. *licking screen*
French Twin: WFE. Omg.
BraGirl2: unf. Shivering. Jeebus. Legit shiver.
French Twin: bam another boner.
BraGirl2: bam. Ok. Writing in French, writing in French, writing in French…. Can I write about that? How healthy they looked in Brazil? Even when smoking? o_O
French Twin: You can speak about their pale skin and how they must protect from the sun by staying in bed all day.
BraGirl2: And how they swam naked even after having a couple cigs on the beach. The same cigs. Shared. On their lips. (naked in my mind, ndb).
French Twin: That’s not every healthy though.
BraGirl2: um. But it felt good. Ok. I make no sense. Too horny to think.
French Twin: lmao. It’s our state 24/7. I’m licking angry Rob pics and Max passed and said he looks like a baseball coach. o_O
BraGirl2: *snort* hahahahha. A baseball couch I’d hump. Coach. Not couch. I wouldn’t hump a baseball couch
French Twin: lmaoooooooo.
BraGirl2: well, unless it had Rob on it. o_O
French Twin: you are so horny.
BraGirl2: ssshhhh. Don’t tell people.
French Twin: um. Too late?
BraGirl2: ok. Damn.
French Twin: oh god those jeans, so low. Why didn’t they take pics from behind? *not English.
BraGirl2: I understood. I think it’s English, yeah.
French Twin: I love the light hair on his arms.
BraGirl2: gah.gaaaaah. And the little hole on his shirt. I wanna pass my finger through that hole. And tough his skin just a little. Touch. Fuck my typos.
exactly what i was talking about!
French Twin: he’s getting a little fatty maybe.
BraGirl2: yeah, he has a beer belly going on. Like he always gets when he’s not working.
French Twin: yeah. I’d like to rub that beer belly.
BraGirl2: heheh. I think Kristen teases him about it. What would she say?
French Twin: One heineken, two heineken… She’d poke it.
BraGirl2: HAHAHAHA! And he’d grab a little fatty skin between his fingers and say… do you know how many In & Out burgers it takes to be like this?
French Twin: and she would be jealous because they don’t have In & Out in England.
BraGirl2: yeah. And her pics with that puppy…?
BraGirl2: Do you think Bear is jeally?
French Twin: Bear is a dog, he has no feelings. OMG I LIE. HE’S JELLY.
French Twin: AND HE ATE HER SHOES.
BraGirl2: of course dogs have feelings! He’s not an alligator. Although Rob and Kris could have an alligator as a pet. o_O
French Twin: lollll A snake! A rat! I’m sure KStew loves rats.
BraGirl2: eww. She loves giving them to Jella, yeah.
French Twin: eww
BraGirl2: petting a rat… ok. Contributing to the circle of life… noooo. I see how you role.
French Twin: unf. I role.
BraGirl2: loll roll. Sorry.
French Twin: lmao.
BraGirl2: ugly typo.
French Twin: unfy typo.
BraGirl2: I could have said how you hole.
French Twin: I only hole one way.
BraGirl2: and we know hole is Bee’s typo of choice. I think I’m going home. I’m tired of ~working.
ok, I should write that boring text now… thanks for reading! All the girls who shared/edited these amazing pics today deserve a holy groping. <3
You can call us crazy on the comments, we love that. :D